Wanna trade problems? I'll take the HIV; you can have the voyeurism.
I think about that kind of thing all the time. There are so many people who don't want to die and who have no choice, and I wish that I were never born but I couldn't be healthier.
No, I won't sleep with you. Thanks, anyway. (I know you didn't ask; I'm trying to be sensitively funny and perhaps should just shut up.)
Copyright L. Kochman, November 17, 2015 @ 7:10 p.m.
