Yeah, I'm just jealous. This is the sort of social life that I'd like to have, at the age of 41:
I wish they all liked me, would invite me to their parties and slobber all over me, instead of just hacking my phone, getting illegal video of me in the shower and on the toilet and telling the world where to find it on the Internet, and publishing horrible things about me every day. Celebrity Slobber Is Better Than Regular Slobber; everyone who's not just a judgmental, celebrity wannabe knows that!
End of Sarcasm Alert
I got the pictures from the Internet.
Copyright, with noted exceptions, L. Kochman, November 22, 2015 @ 8:18 a.m.
