That's a picture from today of a second death threat message that someone who has the screen name "Chechen Pride" has sent to my current YouTube blog, "Please don't kill me."
Is somebody killing me going to be what it takes for antibullying laws to be passed and enforced?
Also; spelling, punctuation, capitalization. I'm no superhero or female James Bond type or anything, am I? No; those people always get threatened by evil geniuses. They get temporarily immobilized by elaborate traps specially designed for them by the evil geniuses, who then taunt them in fluent, if accented, English about how they're going to kill them. It always ruins the plans of the evil geniuses that the good guys are figuring out how to get out of the traps while the evil geniuses are congratulating themselves on how brilliant they are.
I'm not getting any of that, am I? No, this guy is just going to jump out at me, hit me with something, drag me into a secluded place and that will be all I wrote about it.
I think I have the right to be a trifle annoyed by the ignominy of what seems to be my imminent demise.
Is this what he's threatening to do to me:
That's the Web address for the pages of picture search results for a Google search from today of the term "beehive hairdo."
Is that what he meant? Should I be scared or offended or both? Why does anyone think that he has the right to walk right up to me and change my hairstyle?
What would happen after that? Would he force me to promise to leave my hair that way or else?
People. You just never can please them all, no matter what you do.
Copyright, with noted exceptions, L. Kochman, December 18, 2015 @ 2:43 p.m.