That's a picture from today of ads on a public train.
All I do all day is try to make other people's lives painful and difficult for no reason. I have no conscience. I never think of anyone except myself. I am scheming and conniving and manipulative. I think "guilt" is a four-letter word and something that only other people should ever feel.
I'm never sorry for my mistakes and I never take responsibility for them. I have no empathy for other people and encourage the world to hate people whom I consider to be my personal enemies. I always say that revenge is the best policy and that what's happening to me is what should be happening to the people who have harmed me.
I invade other people's privacy all the time. I hack their phones and their bank accounts; I even hack their food stamps cards. Then I publicize the information that I get from those invasions of other people's privacy to try to say that those people are doing something wrong and deserve to continue to be persecuted.
I have a lot more money than the people whom I persecute. They're homeless and I'm rich.
The people whom I persecute are obsessed with me. They're trying to exploit me. They have no real feelings about anything and don't really care about the things that they have spent 6 years writing and talking about every day.
End of Sarcasm Alert.
Copyright L. Kochman, December 24, 2015 @ 8:53 a.m.