If you don't get divorced, you'll disappoint a lot of gossipmongers, which I think would be good for them.
You don't have the rest of your lives to decide if you want to parent your children together or separately; they're not getting younger.
Mr. Affleck seems to publish a lot of "versus" posts, although he hasn't publicized these statistics:
Number of times that the conglomerate has accused me of plotting to steal someone's boyfriend or husband: A number that is so high that it is incalculable
Versus:
Number of times that I have stolen someone's boyfriend or husband: 0
That's 0, the number, meaning THAT I HAVE NEVER STOLEN A BOYFRIEND OR HUSBAND AND I'M NOT ABOUT TO START NOW!
Copyright L. Kochman, March 6, 2016 @ 11:16 p.m.
