How many times is the conglomerate going to make me publicly reject Ben Affleck?

May 16, 2016

He's quite vindictive when I do, so it's a no-win scenario for me.

I'll never date Ben Affleck.  You can carve it on my gravestone; you might have to.

Copyright L. Kochman, May 16, 2016 @ 11:15 a.m.