Saturday, June 25, 2016

Justin Bieber

June 25, 2016


I think that you're going to annoy your I-Don't-Have-Time-For-A-Girlfriend if you keep hitting on me.

I'm too old for you.  Really; it's a fact.  

I'm not trying to be a challenge.  I am too old for you.  If you tried to chase me, I'd have to just sit there, at least metaphorically, which is a pretty dull chase, right?  

"I'm chasing you!"

"I can't run anywhere; all I can do is tell you that I'm too old for you."

I don't like people chasing me anyway.  It's not as if I can't make my own decisions about what I do and don't want to do.  

I never ignored everything about why it would be a bad idea to date someone if he was goodlooking, even when I was your age. It would be inappropriate for me to date you; it would make me feel bad, which is not what a relationship is supposed to do.

You can't change this about me; you'll waste your time and upset people, and be upset, if you try to do that.  

Copyright L. Kochman, June 25, 2016 @ 10:47 a.m.