Saturday, October 8, 2016

I don't think that these skits were written by children, and I'd rather that Jimmy Fallon's show stopped providing a platform for me to be sexually harassed.

October 8, 2016




That's the address for a YouTube publication from October 6, 2016.  It's part of Mr. Fallon's show.  The video is called "Kid Theater with Ben Affleck."

This is a picture of it:





This is my rewrite of one of the scenes from that publication:


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Ben Affleck is sitting in his office at his house.  Jennifer Garner and their children knock at the door.

Ben Affleck:  What do you want?

Wife & children:  We were hoping that you could spend some time with us.

Ben Affleck:  No.  I'm busy watching illegal pornography, turning the world into a place where my daughters will be treated like second class citizens when they are adults, and thinking of jokes to tell about it with my friends.  


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Copyright, with noted exceptions, L. Kochman, October 8, 2016 @ 5:43 p.m.