The Russians didn't need to hack the voting machines; I would have pulled the plug every time someone voted for Mrs. Clinton if I could have.
How many times have I said this since 2010: I'm a DEMOCRAT. This is how the Democratic Party has treated me. That's not a joke; I don't know how it could be less funny.
Copyright L. Kochman, June 7, 2017 @ 2:23 p.m.