-Hi
-Your penis.
-My name's-
-Your penis.
-What's your name?
-Your penis.
-I'd like to apply for work.
-Your penis.
-I'd like to apply for this apartment.
-Your penis.
-Please stop talking about my penis.
-I wasn't talking about your penis. I was talking to you normally. I never said anything about your penis. You're crazy. You have a sick obsession with your penis. You're a penis.
-I'm trying to deal with your offensive behavior without getting upset.
-You're the one who's being offensive. Your penis.
-STOP TALKING ABOUT MY PENIS!
-You're yelling for no reason. You have to be respectful or you have to leave. Nobody's doing anything to you. Your penis.
-I want to kill myself. I'm trying not to hit you for being so rude, but I can't take your behavior year after year.
-You're a danger to yourself and others. Your penis.
-LEAVE ME ALONE!
-Your penis smells. Don't let it spray all over the floor.
-You're a fucking asshole.
-There's nothing you can do about that. Also, we think you're the asshole; we like being the way that we are. Your penis.
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How would you like to live like that?
Copyright L. Kochman, November 20, 2015 @ 10:50 a.m.
