Monday, March 28, 2016

A man just walked up behind me and coughed.

March 28, 2016

I said to him "You are the third man who has coughed at me."  I'm not sure that he was, though; I think he might have been the man who had already just coughed at me.

He said "I wasn't coughing at you; I was just clearing my throat."

I said "Uh huh."

Then he said "You're not in my way or anything," which I assured him I hadn't been worried about being.

Then his girlfriend walked over to him and they stood there looking confusedly at the food that he had walked over to pretend to look at, before they finally left me alone and went to the cash registers.




Copyright L. Kochman, March 28, 2016 @ 9:58 p.m.