Sarcasm Alert:
That would be so me, wouldn't it? Who cares about his marriage of more than 10 years? Who cares about his children, who have had no respite from media attention and media speculation about their parents since 2012?
I can't wait for him to be taking me to night clubs, so everyone can take our glamorous pictures together. I'll be wearing the clothes that he paid for; it'll be like the scene from Rodeo Drive in the movie "Pretty Woman" every day!
I would know that all the people who would call me a two-faced, money-grubbing, selfish, evil homewrecker who has no self-respect would just be saying that because of JEALOUSY, and not because it was true.
Then I could be interviewed by magazines, talking about how happy I am and how much respect I have for Jennifer Garner and how I LOVE her children and what a wonderful mother she is and how sometimes life takes you places that you never thought it would and sometimes that's sad in some ways but it all works out for the best, and that would make it all better. My credibility would be enhanced by the credits for the beauty products and clothes that I'd wear for the pictures; would someone who has totally white teeth, even foundation coverage, just the right amount of blush, and an adorably tinted mouth LIE? Could such a person ever LIE? It would be sacrilege to suggest that anything that someone who looks like that said could ever be a LIE, and everyone would know it and rush to my pained defense.
Those moments are what I have hoped would happen during all these years. That's why
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I HAVE TOLD HIM NO EVERY TIME THAT HE HAS ASKED, WITHOUT FAIL!
I don't want to date Ben Affleck. It's not just because he's a father who is married to his children's mother, has participated in crime-promotion and has abused me just like everyone else who's part of the conglomerate, although any one of those reasons would be enough for me to tell him NO!
To the conglomerate, it doesn't matter if anything that it says about me is true; it is so much more collectively powerful than I am that it succeeds for years at making people believe its lies, while it tells the world to self-righteously victimize me and tries to make it legal to rape women and children.
Copyright L. Kochman, March 8, 2016 @ 1:32 p.m.
