I don't know if I want to get married. Some people don't and they're not miserable.
If I do get married, my husband will be from Team Civilization.
He won't be from any of these teams:
Team Stalking
Team Harassment
Team Voyeurism
Team Involuntary Pornography
Team Child Molestation
Team Phone Hacking
Team History of Cruelty to Significant Others
That is a partial list of ineligible teams.
Copyright L. Kochman, January 8, 2016 @ 5:51 p.m.