Saturday, February 6, 2016

Leonardo DiCaprio

February 6, 2016


You had a painting of naked people above your crib when you were a baby?

I had a mobile; I didn't have a problem with it.  No naked portrayals of anything, nor did I suffer from the lack of them.

Whatever happened to words such as "tame," or at least "age-appropriate"?

Hopefully, I'll be getting a place to live soon.  Hopefully, I won't be videotaped in it.  Whether or not I get videotaped in the apartment that I'm supposed to be getting, neither you nor the Pope are invited.  


Copyright L. Kochman, February 6, 2016 @ 6:54 p.m.