I think that you're going to annoy your I-Don't-Have-Time-For-A-Girlfriend if you keep hitting on me.
I'm too old for you. Really; it's a fact.
I'm not trying to be a challenge. I am too old for you. If you tried to chase me, I'd have to just sit there, at least metaphorically, which is a pretty dull chase, right?
"I'm chasing you!"
"I can't run anywhere; all I can do is tell you that I'm too old for you."
I don't like people chasing me anyway. It's not as if I can't make my own decisions about what I do and don't want to do.
I never ignored everything about why it would be a bad idea to date someone if he was goodlooking, even when I was your age. It would be inappropriate for me to date you; it would make me feel bad, which is not what a relationship is supposed to do.
You can't change this about me; you'll waste your time and upset people, and be upset, if you try to do that.
Copyright L. Kochman, June 25, 2016 @ 10:47 a.m.
