Please stop provoking me even to think of things to say such as "You can live in Russia forever; I don't care if you get pardoned."
As anxious as I am, from seething intellectual jealousy, to prevent your girlfriend's induction to prestigious literary institutions in the United States, I want you to be pardoned, so please stop yanking my crank.
Copyright L. Kochman, February 8, 2017 @ 8:20 a.m.
