Dating a mobster would probably be safer; at least he wouldn't be undeservedly famous for being a nice guy.
You know where you're at with a mobster, I'm thinking.
No, I'm not going to date a mobster. I'm just saying: I CAN'T BELIEVE HOW BAD MY LIFE IS, FOR NO REASON!
Copyright L. Kochman, November 27, 2015 @ 7:45 a.m.
