Those are pictures of the first part of the first page of Yahoo results for "Justin Trudeau."
That's a picture of his latest Tweet.
I didn't know that Prime Minister Trudeau "was raised in jet-set privilege," but that explains without excusing that he's a sexist jerk who's hacking my phone and promoting crime while being lauded for trying to legalize marijuana in Canada.
Yes, let's synchronize our watches: THIS IS THE 21st CENTURY.
That's the cover.
This is Rolling Stone talking about Mr. Trudeau and his wife:
You know, the conglomerate has distorted so many things since 2010, including the word "popping." However, I think the preconglomerate phrase for ASKING someone to marry you was "popping the question," not "popping the decree."
This is Rolling Stone talking about "the homeless":
More gems from Rolling Stone:
Maybe this is my favorite section of the Rolling Stone article:
Prime Minister Trudeau is an "adult," while I'm a dumb, sell-out slut. Is that what Rolling Stone is saying?
This is the address of the Rolling Stone article:
Copyright, with noted exceptions, L. Kochman, July 26, 2017 @ 2:06 p.m.