I AM BATTERED AND HOMELESS! I HAVE NEVER EVEN MET HIM! I HAVE TOLD HIM NO FOR FOUR YEARS!
WHEN DOES MY PERSECUTION STOP?!
His affair with Lindsay Shookus isn't from 2013, like he didn't sleep with the nanny, like he didn't have slave-owning ancestors that he lied about because he wanted to have a perfect image even though nobody can help who his or her relatives are, like he never threatened Tara Ray?
Like he didn't think it would be funny to sleep with Ms. Shookus because of her name?
Copyright, with the exception of Saturday Night Live's GARBAGE, L. Kochman, July 23, 2017 @ 3:35 p.m.
