It's not as if I wasn't stalked by delivery drivers for years; I was, so for Taylor Swift and UPS to gang up is horrifying.
I'M NOT DOING ANYTHING TO HER! I HAVE CERTAINLY NEVER PROMOTED VIOLENCE AGAINST HER!
SHE CAN BUY PROTECTION FROM STALKERS, VOYEURS, AND PEOPLE WHO WANT TO HACK HER PHONE, EMAIL, AND SOCIAL MEDIA! I AM HOMELESS! I HAVE NO PROTECTION FROM ANYTHING!
Here's another UPSwiftMobile, parked in front of the Boston Public Library:
Also, I don't know what she thinks she'll achieve by threatening me. The Powers That Be have threatened me for 7 years, and they have yet to strike me dumb.
