Please do not romantically pursue me.
I have a number of reasons why I think it's a bad idea. Despite everything that the conglomerate says about me, I am not coy, so please listen:
The conglomerate hates me.
My government is against me and personally persecutes me about a lot of things.
I have criticized Russia for its theft of Crimea and its inhumane treatment of Ukraine.
I have had mixed, meaning sometimes fatal, results when I have tried to advocate for the lives of specific people.
I am chronically overwhelmed by the abuses that the conglomerate has inflicted on me. I can't shoulder the responsibility of reading and writing about you. I know that a lot of people are trying to help you, and I hope they'll be successful.
Copyright L. Kochman, April 30, 2016 @ 4:57 p.m.
