Over the past couple of weeks, I have frequently had salad at my apartment.
Then:
-The New York Times referenced salad at the first page of its website.
-Tina Fey did an American Express ad, referencing salad.
-Today, Panera has an ad about salad at YouTube.
I'M GOING TO BE HOMELESS AT THE END OF MAY 2017 BECAUSE OF MY "FALSE" ACCUSATION THAT THERE ARE HIDDEN, ILLEGAL CAMERAS IN MY APARTMENT!
ALL OF THESE PEOPLE KNOW THAT IT'S NOT A FALSE ACCUSATION!
I HAVE HAD THIS SIGN TAPED TO THE FLOOR OF MY BATHROOM FOR WEEKS!
Copyright L. Kochman, May 14, 2017 @ 11:52 a.m.
