You don't need to tell me that you love me. Unlike what most of the entertainment industry seems to be like, I don't like the feeling of making people feel like they have to be nice to me. All I ask is that people not abuse me.
I have also already said that I don't want to date celebrities.
Do you think that you could please call the property management's lawyers, or fax them a letter, telling them that there are hidden, illegal cameras in my apartment? I really like this apartment, and the only reason that I was told that I had to leave is that I asked that the cameras be removed, and then the person or people who had installed the cameras lied and said there were no cameras. I have paid my rent and utilities every month. I have maintained the apartment and not damaged it. I haven't started trouble with anyone. The issue of the cameras is the only issue that is making me homeless at the end of this month.
This is a picture of the sign that I taped to my bathroom floor weeks ago:
It's difficult for everyone who is poor to get a place to live in the Boston area. It is almost impossible for someone who is poor to get a place to live that is as nice and safe as this apartment. Except for the cameras, this apartment is safe.
This is a nice neighborhood, and the building has a good security system. Most of the places in the Boston area that will take a housing voucher are not in nice neighborhoods and are not secure, and even those places rejected my applications for two years after I was evicted from my last apartment.
I also don't want to have to move again. I shouldn't have to move when I haven't done anything wrong.
You can even fax an anonymous letter if you want; everyone who knows that I'm telling the truth could fax a letter like that.
It is also fine with me if you want to date Katy Perry, if you're both not messing with me. I'm sure that you would rather have been at Coachella with her than mixed up with my misery. However, I must warn you that I don't think there are a lot of restaurants that serve feet, so if she feels that she needs that as part of your courtship, it might be difficult for you. If she's going to pout over your inability to take her to that sort of restaurant, and you'll both be arrested if you attempt to be customers at that sort of restaurant, then it's a no-win situation.
Copyright L. Kochman, May 14, 2017 @ 5:50 p.m.
