The White House's official website, The Boston Globe, and the New York Times are abusing me as usual today, and there's no mention of all the reports online that Leonardo DiCaprio is dating a 19-year-old Victoria's Secret model.

April 11, 2016

https://www.google.com/search?site=&source=hp&ei=8Z0LV9KkB-PjjgSQzaTwDw&q=chelsey+weimar&oq=chelsey&gs_l=mobile-gws-hp.1.0.0i3j0i131j0i3j0l2.4333.8439.0.10116.11.9.0.5.5.0.299.1900.0j5j4.9.0....0...1c.1.64.mobile-gws-hp..1.8.987.1.V2x7KK8rZBE#q=leonardo+dicaprio+dating+19-year-old+model

That's the address for the pages of results for a Google search of the term "leonardo dicaprio dating 19-year-old model."

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