Sunday, December 27, 2015

Robert Pattinson

December 27, 2015


I'm not going to date you.  I do not love you.  I don't even like you.

I don't want to date a celebrity, and I don't want to date you.

I don't know how many times you and the conglomerate are going to make me say that before you believe that it's true.

I live with 100 homeless women.  You are something to look at online sometimes, and sometimes I feel pity for how screwed up your life is, but mostly I hate you.  How does that feel?  Does it feel like love to you?  If so, then you have problems, which I already know and you don't.

You have made me hate you.  


Copyright L. Kochman, December 27, 2015 @ 5:57 p.m.